-soup box of trader joes organic foursome vegetables and crappy burned rice (3000 kcal?)
-half sack of liquorice (bag has 700 kcal)
-trader joes chicken lo mien (bag has 630 kcal)
total ~80000 kcal
In other news, I have ants in my loft/bed now. Their trail to my bag of unopened candy traverses under my mattress. C'est la vie.